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Twitter User
- Name
- Foul Bastard™
- Screen Name
- foulbastard
- Description
- One frustrated motherfucker! I have many balls up in the air, and they each have a core of nitroglycerin. Genocidally in love with @Tatty.
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foulbastard Voodoo is being cuddly. This is rare. I can't move now. Beer has to wait a little while. on 2010-08-07 13:23:12 |
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foulbastard @Tatty Fat? That was just an extra layer of beer. :D on 2010-07-28 20:20:55 |
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foulbastard "beer is unfeminine." on 2010-07-25 13:44:38 |
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foulbastard OMG I am enraged. I want to throw this motherfucker to the ground and then we can all stomp his to death. "Women shouldn't drink beer." on 2010-07-25 13:43:52 |
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foulbastard When the beer is ready we'll smoke a nice cigar and drink my marijuana infused beer. on 2010-07-11 03:20:11 |
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foulbastard I hope there comes a day when we are free to enjoy marijuana the way we are free to enjoy beer and cigars. #LegalizeIt on 2010-07-11 03:15:01 |
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foulbastard Kids fed. Neighborhood nearly burned to the ground. Cats terrified beyond anything you can imagine. Ice cold beer in hand. Success! :) on 2010-07-03 23:59:51 |
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foulbastard HOLY SHIT!!! I just got 5l mini kegs of German beer for 6.99 each at Whole Foods. on 2010-06-18 17:59:43 |
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foulbastard @Tatty Thank you! It's one of the few things I'm still allowed to eat on my beer and cunt diet. :D on 2010-04-30 19:36:01 |
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foulbastard Beer is the answer... But I can't remember the question. on 2010-04-14 17:55:53 |
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foulbastard Yesterday's six pack of beer is today's six pack of Molotov cocktails. Howdy neighbor, I'm here for the barbecue. ;) on 2010-04-12 21:22:57 |
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foulbastard Today is the worst day for me to buy beer. I get carded, and then I get laughed at. :D on 2010-04-01 19:23:20 |
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foulbastard OMG!!! The conversation outside my front door is scary. It's like Courtney Love and Amy Winehouse plotting to steel beer from 7-11. on 2010-03-26 22:29:20 |
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foulbastard @Tatty I wasn't talking about your beer belly dear. lol -- PS: You know damned well YOU don't need a bed to be gooooooood!!! :D on 2010-03-26 18:27:56 |
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foulbastard @Tatty Oh. Yeah. I see... Kind of like how this isn't a beer belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine. :* on 2010-03-26 17:59:25 |
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foulbastard Hissing and growling, scratching. Our cats ran away. But I took an effective course of action. I'd had a few beers anyway, so I was ready! on 2010-03-21 11:50:39 |
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foulbastard I was already in a great mood. Now @ebarrera has me feeling Spring is in the air! I want to grill, drink beer, smoke cigars, and party! on 2010-03-20 11:52:12 |
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foulbastard Beer and driving = flat tires on 2010-03-09 18:12:00 |
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foulbastard Beer today, gone tomorrow. on 2010-03-01 17:14:55 |
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foulbastard Root Beer and Chocolate. Yum! on 2010-02-15 22:08:49 |
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foulbastard @Tatty Beer, cigarettes, and cheeseburgers. on 2010-02-15 18:59:36 |
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foulbastard I get dissapointed whenever someone is talking true wisdom and then goes off and explains everything with some dubious theory of blahblah. on 2009-09-09 06:52:11 |
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foulbastard When I get drunk I get load. Then I buy more beer and have less money. Proof of my theory. The less you have, the louder you are. on 2009-08-29 21:10:53 |
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foulbastard @Tatty WTF? You overheard my @ to you? Beer, not weed babe. on 2009-08-29 18:54:51 |
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foulbastard So... Anyone out there got any good stories about smoking crack and drinking beer? Just making conversation. on 2009-08-13 20:12:05 |
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foulbastard Drinking beer with @Tatty and @TheFullMonty. It's like a tweetup, but without the formality. on 2009-04-05 12:25:33 |
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foulbastard Beer, Zappa, and @Tatty. I am in t3h Heaven. :D on 2009-04-03 04:59:28 |
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foulbastard I have done shown @Tatty that American beer is strongr than the Norwegian beer. on 2009-04-03 04:31:55 |
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foulbastard You know how I'm always, like, drinking beer? Well, this week, I'm throwing all the bottles into the regular trash. It's my secret. ;) on 2009-03-28 13:09:54 |
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foulbastard @Tatty <3 your heiny. (ass, not beer) on 2009-03-26 18:31:10 |
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foulbastard Just threw out my bottle cap collection. Apparently I consumed 504 bottles of beer, not to mention cans, since August '08. Holy shit! on 2009-01-25 04:15:46 |
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foulbastard @Tatty in the kitchen smoking and tryong to finish this beer so i can open another. on 2009-01-08 01:20:52 |
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foulbastard @Tatty i don't know the context, but I just ";evereged a beer bottle open. :* on 2009-01-07 22:24:27 |
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foulbastard Like somebody took a massive beer shit in a bucket of urine and Pine Sol. on 2009-01-02 23:42:43 |
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foulbastard First beer and cigars, now the Scotch is out. Um, I need to think about how I'm driving home. ;) on 2008-12-21 22:26:14 |
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foulbastard I only have four beers left. :( on 2008-12-19 23:27:48 |
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foulbastard @Tatty I do have cold beer. I got it when you told me two days ago that you would be drinking beer today. :* on 2008-12-19 15:59:26 |
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foulbastard http://tinyurl.com/2wwx7j One more time... This rocks. :) Come party. Bring beer. on 2008-11-28 16:47:07 |
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foulbastard 48 beers since we got back at 6:30pm. Hmm. Alcoholics anonymous, here I come. Though I guess it*s not so anonymous now. on 2008-11-20 01:25:24 |
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foulbastard It took me forever to start getting drunk off of this Swedish beer. But... now that I am getting there I plan on staying for a while. Ø? on 2008-11-20 01:03:08 |
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foulbastard Just spent $20 for two beers. So now you know I am at the fucking airport. lol on 2008-11-11 19:54:49 |
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foulbastard I have a collection of over 200 bottle caps. I don't know why I have collected this. I drank the beer, and I disposed of the bottles. ??? on 2008-11-07 23:31:12 |
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foulbastard I love that Obama. He is already giving me free gas. Tomorrow I will see what happens if I hold out a beer mug and think happy thoughts. on 2008-11-05 23:54:21 |
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foulbastard @Tatty you are too quick. I needed laundry detergent. Wound up with beer and steak too. on 2008-11-02 17:11:34 |
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foulbastard Beer! I am tweeting about beer! on 2008-10-31 21:18:07 |
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foulbastard Me: Blah blah blah, yap yap yap. She: You just talk and get to agreeing with yourself. I'll do some other stuff in the meantime. on 2008-10-24 13:24:28 |
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foulbastard Drinking beer and playing Catch-Up with @Tatty, who has been drinking for several hours. I have to pee every five minutes. Damn! on 2008-10-22 19:45:24 |
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foulbastard If you don't like beer you can assume that I hate you! on 2008-10-17 20:51:50 |
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foulbastard Beer is made from water, malt, hops, and yeast. Sometimes they thrown in some other stuff, and candy sugar. Beer is yummy!!! on 2008-10-17 20:51:34 |
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foulbastard I tell you this, @Tatty does not have a yeast infection. We ARE BOTH DRINKING BEER which is made with yest and other STUFF. on 2008-10-17 20:49:29 |
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foulbastard Me: "But remember that shit I did with the beer bottle! I ain't so stupid as to rule me out as best boyfriend ever material." on 2008-10-17 20:23:24 |
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foulbastard This beer is like drinking Halloween in a glass. on 2008-10-17 19:01:25 |
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foulbastard "Cunt drippings in my beer is something I would like! Cunt drippings in my beer would be something I would like." on 2008-10-17 18:44:07 |
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foulbastard I just made up a song, maybe inspired by this beer. It is called, "I love to eat her pussy." on 2008-10-17 18:29:31 |
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foulbastard HE: we are going to stop for food and I am not going where there is not beer. ME: Oh, I am getting so fucking trashed! on 2008-10-09 15:44:29 |
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foulbastard I lied. I have a big glass of beer and it seems to keep filling itself. I don't know how this happens, only that I like it much. on 2008-10-08 20:04:32 |
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foulbastard Yay! I just finished alphabetizing my beer bottles for the recycle man. on 2008-10-06 17:31:56 |
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foulbastard Still got beer, it is 4:30 in the morning. Just finished reading some Bukowski to @tatty. A good bedtime story for a girl who NEVER sleeps. on 2008-10-04 04:35:43 |
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foulbastard waiting for enough soberness to drive to seven 11 for more beer and food stuffs. on 2008-10-03 18:39:08 |
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foulbastard Okay folks, it is The Great Twitter Drinking Extravaganza! All you have to do to play is get a whole lot of beer and start drinking with us. on 2008-10-03 17:37:21 |
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foulbastard @tatty unless you count yesterday when I spilled beer all over myself, or a few hours ago when... never mind. on 2008-10-02 23:36:34 |
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foulbastard @tatty okay, but I demand frequent UN inspections. Oh wait... Those are useless. Okay, just don't forget the piss beer. ;) on 2008-10-01 09:55:12 |
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foulbastard @Tatty You're a beer girl, no way you even own a corkscrew. on 2008-09-30 22:25:02 |
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foulbastard There is a 5l minikeg in my bed. This is how my nights look now. I sleep with beer. on 2008-09-27 01:09:41 |
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foulbastard Retweeting @Tatty: Retweeting @foulbastard: Retweet Tatty: Beer- Bear what's the difference? on 2008-09-27 01:06:05 |
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foulbastard Retweetin @Tatty: Retweeting @foulbastard: Retweet Tatty: Beer- Bear. I know how to say those words. on 2008-09-27 01:04:41 |
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foulbastard Retweet Tatty: Beer- Bear. I know how to say those words. But. (my) dear, and deer, is that the same difference? on 2008-09-27 00:58:58 |
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foulbastard Ladies: Time to start practicing you kegels. The Great Twitter Pancake Breakfast is coming soon to a tweetup near you! on 2008-09-02 12:42:10 |
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foulbastard Hmm. They brew beer and they brew soy sauce... I would rather drink a pint of beer than a pint of soy sauce though. on 2008-08-15 22:32:27 |
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foulbastard @tatty forget the beer. I am sending you some Carolina Leg Spreader instead. on 2008-06-18 10:16:50 |
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foulbastard @tatty beer on 2008-06-18 09:54:18 |
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foulbastard Dinner for one, so I'm firing up the small grill. Cigars are on the menu, beer too. All that's missing is YOU! :D on 2008-06-15 18:30:28 |
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foulbastard I now have an opened beer in every room. Just in case I am in there, I will not go thristy again. on 2008-06-14 03:29:06 |
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foulbastard Home now. Got some more beer. Though I probably didn't need it. I'll practice abstinence tomorrow. But tonight I'm getting trashed. on 2008-06-07 22:32:46 |
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foulbastard I'm having waffles for dinner. With beer! Still waiting for the smoking lounge to open up. ;) on 2008-06-06 22:50:12 |
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foulbastard Hey look! Beer for breakfast! Same thing I had for dinner and then for a midnight snack. ;) on 2008-06-01 10:13:11 |
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foulbastard If anyone else wants to get in on this action we'll be drinking beer and mainlining heroin down at the Genital Hospital all night long. ;) on 2008-05-20 14:44:29 |